Orientals Orientate Orientally

Noun – Verb – Adverb.

Different inflectional forms of the same word – and yet an entirely logical sentence.

By way of contrast: Occidentals Orientate Arcticly.

Stated differently:

  • One of the terms in English for “getting your bearings” is to orientate – or “find the most important direction (east – i.e., the orient)”.
  • And yet, ironically, as the language of an occidental people, native English speakers typically orient by finding North. (Obviously, the Romans and their cardo + decumanus are to blame.)

So. It’s simple really:

  • Orientals get their bearings by finding the sun.
  • Occidentals get their bearings by looking towards where the bears come from – the arktos (but blame the Greeks for that one).